Forget transmogrifying yourself - you're too cute to want to change your appearence. You'd rather turn Megatron into something humiliating. And perferably something small and fluffy that you can keep in a cage and taunt.

Transmogrifier firmly in hand, you set off to find Megatron. After a few minutes, you catch up with your soon-to-be-former leader and land. "Megatron! I challenge you for leadership of the Predacons!"

Megatron sighs. "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"

"Wrong continuity," you tell him, aiming your weapon.

Unfortunately, you have no idea how to work the transmogrifier. There's buttons on it, though. Do you ...

Press the red button?
Press the blue button?
Press the yellow button?
I can't decide!