"Oh, c'mon, Kickback," you wheedle. "It'll be fun. The look on Megatron's face will be payment enough."

Kickback shakes his head. "We can get that any time we want, and from anyone we want. In fact ..."

Hours later, the Insecticons let you go. When you finally manage to drag yourself home, Waspinator doesn't ask any questions and you don't give him any answers. You are tired, but wiser, and resolve to never, ever try to buy an Insecticon's help without something edible to back it up ...