You consider your options. "Is there a dress that could fit Megatron?" you ask.

Kickback grins. "You never know unless you try." With that, he hops back down into the tub to explain the situation to the other Insecticons.

Soon, Megatron is overwhelmed by the Insecticon forces, and stuffed into an outfit that was never intended for an alien robot. It doesn't help you take over the Predacons, but at least the prank served to make Inferno even more confused about Megatron's gender. It will take weeks for the Predacon commander days to sort Inferno out again, which means a headache that will last him at least that long.

That, and the Insecticons got pictures. You may not be the leader of the Predacons, but the Insecticons have earned their pudding and foot-rubs.